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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

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Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking. I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? I'm having a sale in my bedroom. Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool? Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you. Want to give me an australian kiss? It's like french kissing, but you're going down under.

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me? Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns. I'm French Horny for your Tromboner. Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.

Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do. Do these feel real to you? Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway? Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open. I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? Do you know what'd look good on you? Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy? In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket. Happy Alentine's Day I'll give you the 'V' later. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match. My body has Bones. Want to give me another one? Why am I so tired?

Because I've been kegeling all day. I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin. You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. I have a vagina. Are you a rainstorm? That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too. What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose. Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?

Come in me, if you want to live Are you Richard? Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight? How much woman can you handle? I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material? Now go to MY room! Are you a supermarket sample? You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts Wanna go halfsies on a baby? Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want My taco would like you to meat it. My body is a movie and your penis is the star!

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Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Use these funny pick-up lines to make her giggle, get her number, and ask her out on a date. Use wisely read: with a good sense of humor and touch of irony! Plus points if you actually do have a camera with you.

You know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it. Will you replace my eX without asking Y? Him: NO You: Can I?

50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

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Jan 2, - Are you having a hard time getting her attention? Use these funny pick up lines to make her giggle, get her number, and ask her out on a date.

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